Hi ESB and readers,
I need help.
I'm going to a wedding this fall in my Indiana hometown. I have been living out of the country for years, and am really excited to see old friends in person. I just don't know what to wear.
You guys are so talented. Could you please help me find something? I love the Studio 54 style and am also a fan of Saint Laurent Paris. Typically I like leather and sequins, but I don't want to be too flashy.
I'm also 5'2'', blonde, thin and flat. There is no price range.
Thank you so much!!!
*****
No boobs + NO BUDGET??
You're punking me, aren't you.
Image courtesy of Matches Fashion (Saint Laurent gold lamé jobber still avail at net-a-porter)
I don't normally chime in on fashion posts, because I'm hideously unqualified, but I have a soft spot for lamé. DO IT.
ReplyDeleteAlice and Olivia
ReplyDeleteToo trashy? (pun intended)
Ellery
This whole outfit.
ReplyDeleteI feel like you guys aren't properly embracing the NO BUDGET
DeleteWhat about this jumpsuit? It's sold out there and at Net-a-Porter but I found it here in a couple sizes.
Deletelanvin?
ReplyDeletemaybe it's just me, but this is totally calling for a jumpsuit:
ReplyDeletelong-sleeved le smoking
sheer vneck panel
liquid lamé
crossover back
also, a couple dresses, if you're into that:
peekaboo
tuxedo
that victoria beckham would be great for a short lady with no boobs.
Deletesorry! forgot this dress - black leather, gold beads and saint laurent... yet somehow still not too flashy! ok i'm done.
ReplyDeleteYou guys are outdoing yourselves.
DeleteLove.
Deleteall via NAP for ease:
ReplyDeleteD&G black/gold insanity
architectural pucci, wear with insane shoes
saint laurent - understated enough for indiana, leather enough for you?
the row's leather frock. which i want now.
That St. Laurent leather is brilliant.
DeleteI think this calls for Balmain:
ReplyDeleteBalmain #1
Balmain #2
Balmain #3
love those first two!
Delete@Tonia @Melanie I was thinking 5'2" is too short for a jumpsuit but then I remembered PRINCE
ReplyDeleteJumpsuits actually make petite women look really tall/long-legged! And yeah, PRINCE.
Deleteblack gucci!
ReplyDeleteall saints might be a little heavy but so pretty
I like the jumpsuits because I feel like they could work for just about any wedding (edgy and elegant without being too over-the-top). The poster never said what type of wedding this was - it's Indiana, so anything from an art gallery reception to a rustic country barn is possible. I'd feel a little silly if I showed up to a rustic wedding in a gold lame gown or leather dress, myself ...
ReplyDeleteShine:
ReplyDeleteRochas lamé
Thakoon
Leather:
Alexander Wang
Veronica Beard
J Mendel
I'm thinking vintage Halston for this babe. More here. Like this one. (Swoon.) Knock 'em out, lady!
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