Monday, June 17, 2013

Welcome to our sexy sexy first installment of WHAT'S IN YOUR BAG?

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Inspired by this post that for some reason really amused me this morning (plus every "What's in your bag?" series on every blog ever), I bring you WHAT'S IN YOUR BAG? ESB-style.

I know nothing about this anonymous reader except that she is rad.

What bag is currently in your wardrobe rotation? A LV tote borrowed from a friend for last weekend in Napa. A purple marker opened up on the inside and made a huge stain. Have not figured out how to position this yet.

What’s inside? My stepson’s phone we confiscated for inappropriate use. My phone which holds a charge for about ten minutes. Two reminders for counselor appointments, along with the Wi-Fi code for the psych hospital. Two dirty scrunchies, a bracelet from the Napa Valley festival. Allergy meds and Pepcid. Detangling brush and comb, along with texture paste for fine hair. Four drug store lip balms, blush from 2009. IPad, company id badge, sunglasses, 1 mentos, 26 store receipts, the map of my community for community watch. Also a crumpled paper towel I used to wipe glazed donut crumbs off my fingers this morning. Hand sanitizer. 27 cents. No idea where my wallet and keys might be. DVDs of Love Actually and Bridesmaids - we're carrying these now, right?

What is the one item we will always find in your bag? Cough drop wrappers

What is your favorite thing about your job? Counting how many people don’t wash their hands after they pee.

Where is your favorite place in Los Angeles to grab a drink/bite? Cheesecake Factory and Olive Garden.

What are your top three favorite stores in Los Angeles to shop? Macy's, Kohls and Forever 21.

If you could tell your 22-year-old self one thing it would be.... Look into rose oil

What is your ultimate guilty pleasure? esb


p.s Have I told you lately that I love you? I FUCKING LOVE YOU GUYS.

18 comments:

  1. BEST EVER.

    #cheesecakegarden #27cents #nokeys

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  2. What up to all the inhaler ladies in the house

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    1. The only real reason I carry a purse is to have a convenient way to carry all my allergy meds and inhalers.

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  3. this is great. more please.

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    1. second that. "blush from 2009"... love it.

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  4. i always lurk and never comment, but this is fucking hilarious. "look into rose oil" - that killed me.

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  5. Hahaha this is amazing. I love Olive Garden too.

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  6. love you anonymous person. "DVDs of Love Actually and Bridesmaids - we're carrying these now, right?"

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  7. Total brilliance! Can this be a regular feature?

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  8. In my canvas bag there's only a lot (A LOT) of pastry crumbs, so I haven't been using it since Saturday. There's also a decorative bow, and some tampon wrappers.
    I can send you the picture and contents of the old backpack I'm using now. It's even more humiliating, but I have no shame.

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  9. oh my gosh. YES. "whats in her bag" is the dumbest! more please!

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  10. Please, please can we do this every week?? Or at least one more time. A couple of girls had a "What's in your bag" on their Instagram this week, and I was so tempted to add mine which contains a disintegrating Kleenex that has been in there for at least a couple months.

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  11. Listen, I cackled reading this. Inspired.

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  12. Ha, I always love real-talk "what's in your purse" posts. The Hairpin did a series of them a while back.

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  13. this is amazing. seriously, the perfect antidote to a shit day.

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