I like onesies but the shape of this one is horrible, that arrow pointing right at the crotch, which is just begging to ride up, the spaghetti straps which make the proportions all wrong... I could go on. Just no.
There's something really creepy to me about a bride wearing a "onesie," a garment I associate with infants. If anyone decides to wear this ugly thing can we at least all agree to call it a jumpsuit?
The model isn't really pulling that off, which is always a huge warning sign for me. She looks awkwardly thick waisted (which clearly can't be the case) and stumpified.
She's one of Opening Ceremony's go to models and I couldn't agree more--like I know she must be stunning in person but she looks _so_ awkward in about half her shots. I used to think it was put on, like she was going for a "haute nerd" thing. But yeah, no.
It doesn't do it for me, but eh, we all have our blind spots. I thought this would be amazing for a wedding on the right person. But I'm probably similarly deluded :)
Hahahahahahaha... no.
ReplyDelete(Although, sure, the right babe could maybe pull this off, but anyone who can pull this off could pull off something else SO MUCH BETTER.)
Exactly.
DeleteThis couldn't be any worse even with a bunch of DIY glitter dumped all over it.
ReplyDeleteBut what accessories would you put with it? lol
ReplyDeleteI like onesies but the shape of this one is horrible, that arrow pointing right at the crotch, which is just begging to ride up, the spaghetti straps which make the proportions all wrong... I could go on. Just no.
ReplyDeletenuh uh
ReplyDeleteThere's something really creepy to me about a bride wearing a "onesie," a garment I associate with infants. If anyone decides to wear this ugly thing can we at least all agree to call it a jumpsuit?
ReplyDeletenoooooo
ReplyDeleteThe model isn't really pulling that off, which is always a huge warning sign for me. She looks awkwardly thick waisted (which clearly can't be the case) and stumpified.
ReplyDeleteShe's one of Opening Ceremony's go to models and I couldn't agree more--like I know she must be stunning in person but she looks _so_ awkward in about half her shots. I used to think it was put on, like she was going for a "haute nerd" thing. But yeah, no.
Deleteshut that shit down.
ReplyDeleterob and hannah's comments made me laugh out loud... so funny! thanks guys! :)
ReplyDeleteYUCK.
ReplyDeleteIf it doesn't look good on the slender model, it sure as heck isn't going to look good on size 12 me. yikes.
ReplyDeleteIt doesn't do it for me, but eh, we all have our blind spots. I thought this would be amazing for a wedding on the right person. But I'm probably similarly deluded :)
ReplyDeletehahahaha. ha.
Deleteyeah, CHER.
DeleteGross that is the ugliest jumpsuit I think I have EVER seen. And generally they don't need much help to look bad, but seriously? Gross.
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