Friday, June 1, 2012

pls tell me not to buy this SUEDE TANK TOP


Alternatively: If you buy the last small, then I won't be able to buy it. That works, too.

kthxbye

21 comments:

  1. pardon my french, cookies, but that there is a tit-sauna.

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  2. Suede, tank top, and summer is a combination of words that doesn't exist in nature.

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    1. Is this an LA thing? Like furry boots with short? I once saw a girl in silver lake walking around in a bikini top with a fur vest over it. These seasonal conflations don't really happen in the Northeast.

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    2. now my gmail is full of UGG ads. thxalot

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  3. UM, i love it. Leather can be fine for cool too. Hello, perfect summer night top.

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    1. *it can be fine in warm weather i mean. geezuz.

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  4. Ok, I saw you Tweet "velvet tank top" and immediately recoiled. But then I came to the blog and looked at it and gasped. I SAY BUY IT. It's amazing.

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  5. also, what sort of bra are you going to wear with that thing? it's practically an apron. oh honey no.

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    1. careful or i'll buy it just to spite you, MOM.

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    2. you'll look like winston churchill.

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  6. I'd like it with something over it but does that defeat the point?

    Oh, wait...I like it way less on the model. Plus, the fact that it's black seems like it'd disguise the material, which, isn't that the only reason it's interesting?

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  7. within 4 minutes of reading this post i bought these: https://shoppourporter.com/product/lanier-heel-black/

    fingers crossed that they'll fit.

    (buy it.)

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  8. Dude, let me know if you have fit questions. I have to stop by the barn on my way home, but I should be homefrom work'bout 4:45ish and I can take more measurements if you need. The armholes and racerback are cut really generously so unless you're planning to sit in the sun for hours, that'll help with the cooling aspect-ha. I do wear the leather tee and it's fine, as long as I'm not planning to be in the sun for extended periods. (You should see what I do wear when I'm in the sun for hours for fieldwork-ILU REI UV longsleeve shirts.) I'm kind of a weirdly modest person so I'd wear a black camisole under this had I bought one for myself. You're bustier than I am too, aren't you? If so, it'll look better on you. I'm a 34B and a small C during the ladytimes and you can see how it looks on me obviously

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  9. I too live in the West and I find that rules about seasonal wear really mean nothing since the seasons are not THAT different. You should rock the ever loving shit out of that suede tank.

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  10. My sweaty sweaty armpits laugh in the face of a suede tank top. Or, more accurately, weep at how they would ruin it the first time of wearing.

    But, you know, if I were you and blessed to *not* have that issue, BUYBUYBUY

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    1. (and my Slow and Steady faux fox stole remains one of my favourite impulse purchases EVAR. So you probably shouldn't trust my judgment)

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