I saw a very similar dress this last weekend on a girl her way to what I can only assume was prom...there may be a market for these, um, foot coverings after all
Also, "spa day post-festivities?" People do that? I was hungover and drinking Bloody Marys with my hubs and our besties, no alone getting a pedi. SERIOUSLY, Ugg copywriters, seeeeeriously.
Wait. Wow. There in fact exist SILVER SEQUIN EDITION VIBRAMS FIVE FINGERS! Not marketed as bridal, but with a "healthy touch of glamour" they are surely perfect for someone's wedding?
ewwwww
ReplyDeletewow.
ReplyDeleteIS THIS REAL LIFE!?
ReplyDeletecaught in an UGGslide, no escape from reality...
DeleteHAHA lauren o you need to do standup. what i'd like to know is if these quips come to you fast or take some time. that could affect the whole show.
Deletei'm a blurter. but i'm very shy, so i blurt under my breath.
Deletebrb buying.
ReplyDeleteLike the french saying: "C'est du n'importe quoi"
ReplyDeleteSorry can you say that again, I couldn't hear over the dry heaves.
ReplyDeletefinally. been waiting and waiting.
ReplyDeleteUggh
ReplyDeleteI can think of many reasons to wear these to your wedding festivities, such as...
ReplyDelete1. If you are getting married in Lapland.
2. If you are eloping with your high school sweetheart after prom, to which you wore this dress.
I saw a very similar dress this last weekend on a girl her way to what I can only assume was prom...there may be a market for these, um, foot coverings after all
DeleteOH GOD MY EYES
ReplyDeleteUghhhhhh.
ReplyDeletethank you, jesus !
ReplyDeleteI miss when Uggs were just Australian surf-wear. Such a simple time.
ReplyDeleteNooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
ReplyDeleteWorst ever
ReplyDeleteWhat a fucking abomination.
ReplyDeleteAre Crocs next?
ReplyDeleteDon't give them ideas.
DeleteSomething Ugg
ReplyDeleteSomething New
Something sequined
Something blue....
THEY'RE PERFECT!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ReplyDeleteTHE FUR THONGS.
ReplyDelete...wow.
ReplyDeleteWTF is going on!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI didn't think they could do it but somehow uggs just got uglier
ReplyDeletePlease realise that Ugg is no longer an Australian company, we are not responsible for this monstrosity!
ReplyDeletePardon me while I vom up every meal for the past week.
ReplyDeleteI can't wait to mock everyone who wears these.
ReplyDelete"your wedding just got cozier"
ReplyDeletegross
ReplyDeleteSAY IT AIN'T SO, ESB.
ReplyDeleteAlso, "spa day post-festivities?" People do that? I was hungover and drinking Bloody Marys with my hubs and our besties, no alone getting a pedi. SERIOUSLY, Ugg copywriters, seeeeeriously.
esb, those three little words "is that so" made me pee. thanks.
ReplyDeleteand THIS is exactly why I read this blog first thing in the morning when I get to work. Start my day of RIGHT :D
ReplyDeleteNext up: bridal edition crocs? MBTs? 'fit-flops'? Vibrams 5 fingers (which=great, in context.)?!
ReplyDeletePersonally, I think the rise of the Bridal Shoe Portrait has led us to this point. I am not entirely sure how, but I feel pretty certain.
Wait. Wow. There in fact exist SILVER SEQUIN EDITION VIBRAMS FIVE FINGERS!
ReplyDeleteNot marketed as bridal, but with a "healthy touch of glamour" they are surely perfect for someone's wedding?
wtf are you talking about, esb, the majority of pinterest patrons would be all over that uggs shit
ReplyDeleteand they would be WRONG
DeleteEW EW EW EW EW EW EWWWWWW
DeleteUNSEE.
ReplyDeleteHAHA AGREED. Where is my UNSEE button?!?!?
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