Thursday, December 15, 2011

you have meddled with the primal forces of nature, mr. beale


From my inbox:

"We regret to inform you that your order for Blossom Organics Natural Moisturizing Lubricant 4 oz had to be cancelled.

Due to an unusual spike in demand for the item you ordered, we had unexpectedly ran out of stock. All of our efforts to try and locate the item among all of our suppliers were unsuccessful."

I think Blossom Organics owes you a holiday card.

xo
Evie

*****

IT'S THE ESB BUMP YOU GUYS

I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS DAY
Posted by esb at 12:03 PM
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7 comments:

  1. nikkiDecember 15, 2011 at 1:02 PM

    what was it you said to me? "maybe you should buy some!"

    SHITBALLS!

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  2. AnonymousDecember 15, 2011 at 1:10 PM

    SHUCKS!!!!! Just showed my FH the post last night as we were discussing the enormous amount of honeymoon sex we'd be having!! The kind where "your mind is in it but maybe your body hasn't caught up yet."

    Boo.

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  3. 17 beats.December 15, 2011 at 1:59 PM

    phooey. just when i felt like fucking my husband. this excuse is waaay better than 'i have a headache.'

    ;-)

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  4. esbDecember 15, 2011 at 2:04 PM

    @Anon 1:10 you def need lube for the honeymoon (but your body will be caught up THE WHOLE TIME, don't worry)

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  5. ChristinaDecember 15, 2011 at 3:06 PM

    I read that they sell it at whole foods in the natural hygiene section, but I haven't been in lately to confirm. I should check, would make a good stocking stuffer.

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  6. Emily ElizabethDecember 15, 2011 at 5:56 PM

    Ha! That is amazing!

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  7. nicoleDecember 16, 2011 at 8:48 AM

    @Christina. Yes, I really need my stocking stuffed.

    @ESB, I bought ALL THE LUBE. Yer welcome. j/k j/k j/k j/k - congrats on "the bump" ... I hope an endorsement deal is "blossoming." You could be their lube girl! Like the Old Spice dude, only young and hot.

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