Thursday, December 29, 2011

you can has BACHELORS!


The "simple request" post was a parody. (Go read A Modest Proposal. Srsly. It will make you smarter.)

However.

The fact remains that many of you weirdos reading this wedding blog are SINGLE. And not all happily so.

So when Tonia started offering up her adorable single male friends, I figured why not start, well, okay, not a dating site exactly, but a dating page. Featuring the adorable single male friends of esb readers.

What do you think??

Image via Katie Evans! via HelloGiggles
Posted by esb at 1:25 PM
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31 comments:

  1. andeeDecember 29, 2011 at 1:30 PM

    i LOVE it so hard! Wish I had a bachelor to offer up. Also I'm married so I probably won't get too much use out of it. But how cute is Rob?

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  2. nicoleDecember 29, 2011 at 1:56 PM

    Aww, great idea! I love this, even though I'm murried.

    Hi, Rob!

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  3. AnonymousDecember 29, 2011 at 2:07 PM

    Yes, please.

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  4. MegDecember 29, 2011 at 2:40 PM

    Total single weirdo here. Fairly content, but I still think this is a fantastic idea. Plus, if people trust you to find them a wedding dress, it stands to reason I would trust you to find me a boyfriend.

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  5. AnonymousDecember 29, 2011 at 3:12 PM

    Yes!

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  6. AmandaDecember 29, 2011 at 3:49 PM

    ESB is full-fucking-service. I love this.

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  7. AnonymousDecember 29, 2011 at 4:06 PM

    feack yuh! esb rocks.

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  8. AlyssaDecember 29, 2011 at 5:16 PM

    OH YES. Please.

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  9. I'd rather be a bridesmaidDecember 29, 2011 at 5:50 PM

    luvs it! i'll submit my favorite exes...as soon as i confirm there's no "getting back togethers" to be got.

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  10. melissa leigheDecember 30, 2011 at 12:41 AM

    AH haha. yes please, thank you.

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  11. ToniaDecember 30, 2011 at 6:15 AM

    Game over, Rob has a blue velvet make-out couch.

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  12. ToniaDecember 30, 2011 at 9:21 AM

    And Amanda just found ESB's new tagline.

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  13. Lady XDecember 30, 2011 at 9:24 AM

    hahahahaha.

    i think it's weird.
    but weird has never been a problem for me.

    why the hell not? maybe it's your new big franchise. :)

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  14. 17 beats.December 30, 2011 at 9:39 AM

    god, i'm so fucking literal.

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  15. AnonymousDecember 30, 2011 at 9:39 AM

    <3 this.

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  16. esbDecember 30, 2011 at 9:47 AM

    @17beats i did expect a little more from you in particular

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  17. esbDecember 30, 2011 at 9:50 AM

    @17beat though it did come from an actual reader looking for a guy, so... half-parody?

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  18. eRiNDecember 30, 2011 at 11:25 AM

    i'm not even single and i'm going to enjoy the shit out of this.

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  19. 17 beats.December 30, 2011 at 11:47 AM

    i must admit, i still had my tail between my legs after being snarky to the lass that kept posting the links to her blog. 20/20 TELLS ME NOT TO BE A CYBERBULLY !!

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  20. esbDecember 30, 2011 at 11:51 AM

    @17beat ARE YOU KIDDING ME???? THAT WAS THE BEST EVAR!!!!!!!

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  21. 17 beats.December 30, 2011 at 12:07 PM

    haha, yes, at the time i was so pleased with myself because it was just a little harmless fun, but then i felt so HORRIBLE. i'm such a pussy. and yet also a cunt. hmm.

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  22. 17 beats.December 30, 2011 at 12:09 PM

    i'm loving the singles site idea, by the way. my 2012 resolution is to have a dangerous liaison (POWDERED WIGS NOT OPTIONAL).

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  23. cerebral eDecember 30, 2011 at 6:48 PM

    Please serve up some Australian men. Or those willing to relocate to Australia. (I have to sit too many exams to move to the overseas.)

    @17beats don't change

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  24. AnonymousDecember 30, 2011 at 7:41 PM

    love this! but we must get updates, too!

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  25. AnonymousDecember 30, 2011 at 8:43 PM

    So heteronorm ESB!!! WHAT ABOUT THE GAYSSSSSS??

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  26. esbDecember 30, 2011 at 9:04 PM

    @Holly gay men don't read esb, i promise you. but if any lesbians wanna send me contestants i'll be happy to make em a page

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  27. AnonymousDecember 30, 2011 at 10:27 PM

    hahahahahahahaha amazing.... on so many levels, and if i had anyone to add who ways over 25 I would. Alas I am too young to be of any use...

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  28. RachelJanuary 1, 2012 at 11:29 PM

    So in. and what about single ladies just fer the hell of it? I can't tell you how many guy friends have asked me if I have cool single friends. how rad to refer them to a pre-screened selection? though not sure how would actually work to get the two together...just would be a fun bonus.

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  29. esbJanuary 1, 2012 at 11:32 PM

    @Rachel if you really think dudes would visit.........

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  30. StacyJanuary 4, 2012 at 1:48 PM

    Single reader here & I LOVE this idea! Do it! :)

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