Tuesday, September 13, 2011

Porcelain Cucumber


According to {far 4} it "makes for a great arrangement with a porcelain walnut."

Which... they don't sell? wtf.

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Posted by esb at 12:42 PM
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20 comments:

  1. AnonymousSeptember 13, 2011 at 12:54 PM

    Looks dirty if you ask me.

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  2. VictoriaSeptember 13, 2011 at 1:04 PM

    Looks pickled to me.

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  3. AnonymousSeptember 13, 2011 at 1:09 PM

    giggletastic. and christmas is coming up in a few months.
    i love the.. texture.

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  4. AnonymousSeptember 13, 2011 at 1:11 PM

    I need this.

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  5. laurenSeptember 13, 2011 at 1:21 PM

    and here i was thinking the stuff-made-of-unexpected-stuff ended with the pewter triscuits and porcelain cupcakes of 2008.

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  6. MaddieSeptember 13, 2011 at 1:33 PM

    what. the. hail.

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  7. AnonymousSeptember 13, 2011 at 1:48 PM

    LOOK: 40s wedding dress for sale. its beautiful!
    http://weekdaycarnival.blogspot.com/p/kirppufleamarket.html

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  8. Ms DictatorSeptember 13, 2011 at 2:03 PM

    LOL, Victoria.

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  9. theRachelSeptember 13, 2011 at 2:22 PM

    ha ha ha.

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  10. MouseSeptember 13, 2011 at 3:17 PM

    Drrrrty

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  11. kathleen // scout + lillySeptember 13, 2011 at 6:25 PM

    I definitely busted out laughing when I saw this on Pinterest. Also: I think they meant to say that it makes for a great arrangement with TWO walnuts. Duh.

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  12. AnonymousSeptember 13, 2011 at 6:55 PM

    Is it telling that I looked at this and saw a weird, textured tampon instead? Geez.

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  13. Lady XSeptember 13, 2011 at 7:49 PM

    god this is so freaky.
    who thinks this is a good idea? WHO.

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  14. east side brideSeptember 13, 2011 at 8:15 PM

    @Allyson me?

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  15. Lady XSeptember 13, 2011 at 8:58 PM

    my reaction: NOOOOOO!!

    i have such high standards for you, esb, such high standards. ;)

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  16. CeliaSeptember 13, 2011 at 9:21 PM

    this would make the PERFECT gift for a gay man.

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  17. "T-Bone" LeeSeptember 13, 2011 at 10:41 PM

    is porcelain safe for a dildo? is it non porous?

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  18. MelissaSeptember 13, 2011 at 11:18 PM

    Phallus fer sure.

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  19. caraSeptember 14, 2011 at 4:24 AM

    That is not okay.

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  20. nikkiSeptember 14, 2011 at 12:20 PM

    I'm totally going to get one of these for my mother

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