Tuesday, June 7, 2011

Novelty Penises FTW!


the next time someone asks for bachelorette party advice...

just tell her to get wasted in the middle of the day at her favorite brooklyn bar on cans of beer and whiskey shots. seriously though, my bachelorette party rocked. I begged for no penis shaped items or novelty veils but what can you do.




I woke up the next morning with a sparkler induced burn on my face. good times.

I just wish I had gotten some snaps of the tasty spread and the Sofia champagne in a can...

-sofia
Posted by esb at 12:24 PM
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12 comments:

  1. laurenJune 7, 2011 at 12:43 PM

    this is the point at which i note that a beer (preferably a miller high life, if possible) and a shot of whiskey is known as a Waiting Boyfriend. cheers.

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  2. TRIGGJune 7, 2011 at 12:53 PM

    you got that sista, aaamen.
    ps when i come to nyc next i'm going to find out where you live and serenade you from the streets with a bottle of wine in each hand.

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  3. east side brideJune 7, 2011 at 1:07 PM

    i wish i was in brooklyn right now.

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  4. MouseJune 7, 2011 at 1:13 PM

    rawk

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  5. AnonymousJune 7, 2011 at 1:16 PM

    For a friend's bachelorette we were under strict instructions 'NO PENISES' - she wanted a classic cocktail-type of thing. With instructions like that how can one think anything but penises? So a couple of us spent some post-work evenings constructing three glorious costumes - a giant penis with two accompanying balls - made from chicken wire, papier mache, and spray paint. We unveiled them later in the night - we came out dancing in them. Brilliant! The friend that planned the bachelorette was horrified, but the bride-to-be loved it, so feck it! The funniest part was when the bride-to-be mounted the penis friend, causing her to face-plant to the ground and stay there. The long rigid shaft didn't allow for any sort of knee bending. Um...costume failure. So I had to attempt to pick her up which wasn't easy because I was 'Leftie' and my arms didn't extend very far over my rotund front. But with Rightie and Leftie together we were somehow able to pull her back up with our T-Rex arms, and all was good again! Even with boozey memories, nobody will ever forget the "Fallen Penis."

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  6. east side brideJune 7, 2011 at 1:59 PM

    @Anon SO BEST.

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  7. sofia.rompsJune 7, 2011 at 2:03 PM

    @Anon: you win in penises. hands down!
    @esb: thanks for posting! I feel so cool right now.

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  8. ColleenJune 7, 2011 at 4:20 PM

    I love all of you.

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  9. AlexJune 7, 2011 at 4:21 PM

    I love this and anon's comment. Losing it over here!

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  10. snarkycatJune 7, 2011 at 9:20 PM

    I just had my bachelorette a few weeks ago and this one sorta puts mine to serious shame. I want a do-over.

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  11. clemmieblueJune 8, 2011 at 2:31 AM

    If anyone can tell me how to post a picture in a comment, I will post a picture of the amazing dickhead my friends made me for my hen do. It was enormous. It had purple veins done in relief with rubber. It had cum shooting out of the top.

    I told my friends: No Penises!

    They ignored me. I am really glad they did...

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  12. GiovannaJune 9, 2011 at 1:26 PM

    yes! this was pretty much my bachelorette party, almost to a t. weird. don't ever say, "no penises" cause that clearly means, "penises." lots and lots of them. fun times.

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