Did I say there'd be a new "If I were..................." for you today?
The mother of two I had lined up to write it totally bailed on me. BLAH BLAH freelance assignment, BLAH BLAH colicky baby.
She did offer me this:
If I could get married all over again, I’d get shitfaced and hire a babysitter for that night and the next day so she could watch my kids while I wallowed in a hangover and then got a full-body massage and drank some bloody marys.
(Jessica Stam by Sølve Sundsbø via Ms. Mack via Laurel Thompson via SkinnyDipp)
That picture is stunning
ReplyDeleteI guess no one else thinks this is funny.
ReplyDeleteI actually think this is the best one yet...but then again I have 2 kids.
ReplyDeleteEW. That's low-classy.
ReplyDeleteUm, I think this is hilarious. Also, "ew" to using any form of the word "classy".
ReplyDeleteDitto. Way to put the "fool" in April Fool's, 6:52pm.
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