Thursday, April 28, 2011

i'm kinda digging this ralph lauren.....

only $10,000!

it is made from "sweeping swathes of beautifully hand-embroidered cotton." so. you know.

12 comments:

  1. this falls solidly in the "clothes i could trip and then fall asleep while wearing and remain pretty comfortable" bucket, so i'm for it. that said, i prefer "swaths" sans the E, ralph lauren.

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  2. @lauren way to work in a vocab lesson! keep em coming.

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  3. I was saying "YES!" until I saw the price. Noooo.

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  4. yeah i nearly pinned this, but have some sort of unexplained totally complicated hatred of ralph.

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  5. sweeping swaths of hand embroidered cotton, is still just cotton, I bet a talented tailor could make you one for $100.

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  6. I should say minus the hand embroidery, and it could be made for less.
    and of course minus ralph's tag sewn in the back (if you care for that sort of thing)

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  7. I think I am from the wrong world. I don't like to ponder "beautiful dress" or "ten months rent". Meanwhile, though, I want to live in that dress... so... compromise?

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  8. When you wear this dress, be sure to think of the people who went blind making your "hand-embroidered cotton"

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  9. To: Ralph "Lauren" Lifshitz

    Re: The Dress

    Message: Love the dress. However:

    1. Alliteration is unacceptable when describing dresses. Redact your Sweeping Swathes, stat.

    2. "Hand-embroidered cotton" reeks of child labor in India. Which has been a problem for you in the past, if I remember correctly.

    Please advise.

    Tootles,
    bigBANG

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  10. I sincerely hope that was sent to Ralph Lauren via the contact page. HILARIOUS.

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