this falls solidly in the "clothes i could trip and then fall asleep while wearing and remain pretty comfortable" bucket, so i'm for it. that said, i prefer "swaths" sans the E, ralph lauren.
I should say minus the hand embroidery, and it could be made for less. and of course minus ralph's tag sewn in the back (if you care for that sort of thing)
I think I am from the wrong world. I don't like to ponder "beautiful dress" or "ten months rent". Meanwhile, though, I want to live in that dress... so... compromise?
this falls solidly in the "clothes i could trip and then fall asleep while wearing and remain pretty comfortable" bucket, so i'm for it. that said, i prefer "swaths" sans the E, ralph lauren.
ReplyDelete@lauren way to work in a vocab lesson! keep em coming.
ReplyDeleteI was saying "YES!" until I saw the price. Noooo.
ReplyDeleteyeah i nearly pinned this, but have some sort of unexplained totally complicated hatred of ralph.
ReplyDeletesweeping swaths of hand embroidered cotton, is still just cotton, I bet a talented tailor could make you one for $100.
ReplyDeleteI should say minus the hand embroidery, and it could be made for less.
ReplyDeleteand of course minus ralph's tag sewn in the back (if you care for that sort of thing)
salavate.
ReplyDeleteI think I am from the wrong world. I don't like to ponder "beautiful dress" or "ten months rent". Meanwhile, though, I want to live in that dress... so... compromise?
ReplyDeleteWhen you wear this dress, be sure to think of the people who went blind making your "hand-embroidered cotton"
ReplyDeleteTo: Ralph "Lauren" Lifshitz
ReplyDeleteRe: The Dress
Message: Love the dress. However:
1. Alliteration is unacceptable when describing dresses. Redact your Sweeping Swathes, stat.
2. "Hand-embroidered cotton" reeks of child labor in India. Which has been a problem for you in the past, if I remember correctly.
Please advise.
Tootles,
bigBANG
@bigBANG ♥
ReplyDeleteI sincerely hope that was sent to Ralph Lauren via the contact page. HILARIOUS.
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