No you guys, it's Beck-meets-an-otherwise-unemployable-recent-creative-writing-MFA-grad-from-Columbia. Duh. He talks smack about Jonathan Franzen but secretly thinks Freedom is the best it gets, is one of those guys who gets really vocal at dinner parties about how Dylan sold out when he went electric, but slightly makes up for these shortcoming by making a truly excellent dirty martini (what with all those bartending jobs as a grad student). He dog-ears the style pages in GQ and he's really after your sister, so yes, he's pretty, but fugettaboutit.
When they don't pay you for this post, I hope they make the guy pay you a visit at least
ReplyDeleteI've been preaching this one for a while -- I love a dude in a tie. When a girl says "My dude doesn't wear ties," my heart sinks a lil' bit.
ReplyDeleteis that guy at amoeba? i think that guy's at amoeba.
ReplyDeletewrong! it's the electric fetus. (how often i hear that phrase.)
ReplyDeleteMmmmm I love a rolled-up sleeve with a tie
ReplyDeleteSimple: I just love him.
ReplyDeletePS I also think that guy's at amoeba, and pps I so adore the glasses. They're the best part. Better than the tie.
ReplyDeleteNo you guys, it's Beck-meets-an-otherwise-unemployable-recent-creative-writing-MFA-grad-from-Columbia. Duh. He talks smack about Jonathan Franzen but secretly thinks Freedom is the best it gets, is one of those guys who gets really vocal at dinner parties about how Dylan sold out when he went electric, but slightly makes up for these shortcoming by making a truly excellent dirty martini (what with all those bartending jobs as a grad student). He dog-ears the style pages in GQ and he's really after your sister, so yes, he's pretty, but fugettaboutit.
ReplyDeleteIf I had to guess.
uh-oh, beck. are you saying he's a scientologist, lily?
ReplyDelete(freedom was the pits.)
@bigBANG if he makes a good dirty martini, I'll take him.
ReplyDelete@lauren I was starting to quite like Freedom when it was cruelly repossessed by the library.
AWESOME.
ReplyDeleteare you kidding me with this? amazing.
ReplyDeleteI like that fellow's curls, even if he does like Freedom.
ReplyDeleteAnd I don't even HAVE a sister.
ReplyDeleteP.S.. He is the lead singer of a band called Mercurial Rage.
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