Thursday, October 21, 2010

Dear ESB: Should I tell my sister about her venue's sordid past?


here's the story: middle sis is getting married almost exactly a year from now. she's awesome but touchy, to put it mildly, and is extremely sensitive to drama between family members: she hates our stepmother for something that went down with our mom six years ago, for example, and our stepmother isn't invited to the wedding. a number of aunts and uncles won't be there, either, thanks to other dramas (and to the fact that sis and her fiance are paying for the wedding themselves, and it's going to be fairly intimate).

sis isn't especially wedding-y, and i thought it would take a while for her to settle on details. not so! she and fiance have already found a venue they both love and have locked in a date. here's the thing, though: unbeknownst to either of them, said venue is a former convent at which our mean aunt the former nun was cloistered. (she was kicked out of the order, which is...another story.) ANOTHER of our aunts ran away from home as a teenager and stayed at that same convent for a little while.

i find those details creepy and kind of cool, but i can imagine a sensitive someone planning to get married there could feel differently; wedlock cranks up superstition for some people. do i tell sis about her venue's past? if so, when?

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Tell her. NOW.

Otherwise some drunk uncle who is invited to the wedding will leak the story at the reception. (Or she'll find out ten years later, which would be even worse.)

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12 comments:

  1. agreed. tell her asap.

    and while you're at it, tell her to pull the stick out of her ass

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  2. i agree with the second part of prac schmac's advice. HEE !

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  3. ...and then write a novel, because obviously you have a bunch of material in the family!

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  4. OMG can I buy the rights to make this movie? I think it would involve Kristin Bell and Zooey Deschanel and flop miserably. And Joy Behar to could play crazy aunt #1.

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  5. You should definitely tell her. Delicately. And soon.

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  6. I don't know... if you tell her, you're feeding her ridiculousness. Personally, I wouldn't. She's in love with the place, and although she might be pissed later, she might also see how stupid it would gave been to go with a place she didn't love as much. Don't feed the drama.

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  7. Couldn't agree more...I think you should definitely tell her delicately, but soon. At least if it comes from you, you can soften the blow from the rest of the wedding party in case it ends up being a "thing" the day of...

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  8. best wedding venue ever! what a cool story.

    however, ESB is totally right. tell her now and let her make her own decision about the place. you don't want those little details coming out on her wedding day and freaking her out.

    good luck!

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  9. i vote for the drunk uncle to tell her during the toast.

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  10. Am I the only one who doesn't see why it would be a big deal that it used to be a convent? Is the issue more that the aunts she hates used to live there? If that's the case, a wedding there when they aren't invited could be a very satisfying fuck you to the aunts.

    I thought you were going to say somebody off-ed themselves where they were planning to have the ceremony or something.....I'm just not understanding what the big deal is. Sorry

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  11. Dude, are we cousins?

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