I'm kind of pissed off about net-a-porter's new wedding boutique. The thrill of the chase is gone. I mean, thanks for pulling out everything white and fucking categorizing it for me. Now I have to decide if I want to shop Bohemian (read: Sandal-wearing) Bride or Fashion Forward (read: Pant-wearing) Bride.
But srsly. Would you get married in this fashion forward Rick Owens playsuit? I have to admit, I kind of love it. Am I just a sucker for the shit that's styled with black shoes??
if this is the playsuit you are referring to, then yes. yes i would. can i have those shoes now though?
ReplyDeleteAnd now I want to get married in stella mccartney's pants...
ReplyDeleteAnd a dress, obv. Just to make that clear.
Although, the Bianca Jagger suit is due a comeback, that would do. Maybe for my third wedding (kidding!). But I would seriously question the judgement of anyone attempting the teeny white top hat/veil combo.
I wish I were even remotely trendy enough to pull off either the playsuit or the shoes.
ReplyDeleteNote there will be swearing.
ReplyDeleteWhy the fuck did I not see this before?
she looks like she's walking with her pants around her ankles.
ReplyDeleteplaysuit? ugh! worst name ever for a very awesome outfit.
ReplyDeletejust stopping by to note that the bohemian page features a "clam maxi dress." because i am twelve.
ReplyDeletei also think i might be with anon on the shoes. black shoes are hot with a white dress as a general proposition, or course, but those say "bad unicorn" to me. bad-bad unicorn, not hot-bad unicorn.
damn. I wish you'd said something BEFORE I cut the toes out of my slouchy suede boots.
ReplyDeleteIt looks good on the runway, but I could never pull such a thing off in real life, much less at my wedding.
ReplyDeleteAnd I admit, I was super excited about net-a-porter's wedding boutique too. But now I'm bored after looking at it twice.
This is just ridiculous.
ReplyDeletevery pretty, but unfortunately I'm not nearly fashionable enough for the playsuit. It would be perfect for the right bride though. A lot of retailers are capitalizing on wedding e-boutiques recently.
ReplyDeleteI agree with Ms. Bunny. Good on the runway, but it would probably look like a sheet on me.
ReplyDeleteMaybe it's just me, but I kinda think she looks like she got tangled in her parachute while sky diving.
ReplyDeleteOh my GAH!
ReplyDeleteYes yes yes yes yes.
I'd switch out the shoes though.
But no question about the playsuit!
cheryl.andrey's comment sealed the deal for me.
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Yeah, it looks great blowing back in the model's self-crated wind tunnel (thank you, Tyra), but how's it going to look when that back cape part is just sort of hanging there? Also, are the shoes connected to each other?
ReplyDeleteUmm... No. But the black shoes, those are a definite yes! But, I already bought AMAZING green shoes from ebay... Oh well. Playsuit for a wedding, could work for the right person. Who is definitely not me! Funny though.
ReplyDeleteWould *I* get married in that playsuit? No. Should someone else? Yes, definitely. And then post the pictures all over the blogosphere.
ReplyDeleteohhhhh i like!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteShe looks like my 3 year old daughter running to get to the potty. I second your emotion on the Net A Porter thing--once the word "wedding" gets stamped on something it's not too long before the Crazies come rolling in. I'm just saying.
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